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Hope you enjoyed the threesome. Never got a chance to try that.

Also, please define threesome. Thanks.

It was not a "devil's threesome." Is it ewww to that or to the whole thing? I didn't think you looked here anymore... reply.

What the heck is a devil's threesome? I'm afraid to google it. You're the one who owes explanation. I'm waiting and tapping a foot impatiently!!!

LOL!!!!! A devil's threesome, which I did not do, is two males, one female. I somehow got two girls, took me forty years. I'm acting out because I know after this weekend that's it for the rest of the year, but I'm not doing too bad and I'm not even trying very hard. You know what it is, it's my good looks. And back to sea on Tuesday. Oh, I so do not want to go. Tonight I will begin packing, and we start loading the boat tomorrow. Yay! Serious thought going into the idea of another career change. I need to be available to women so I can get married before I die which is my new goal, used to be before I turn forty. BTW I can cook some KICK ASS hamburgers. Just throwing that in.

I want to hear more about this threesome. What was that like? How do you satisfy two women?
I am too possessively jealous for a threesome. At least I think I am. Hmpf. Something to think about.
So...my apt is on the market and I just received an all cash offer. All cash. WTF has cash like that to spend? I'm afraid it might be a joke!
I should know better tomorrow

And how was the threesome. Was it all you hoped for and then some or a let down? I am fascinated

All cash! That's got to be tempting, is it a good offer? Shopping spree!!!! Threesome was actually better than I would have imagined, very smooth, very natural. The girls laughed at me because I couldn't believe how lucky I was during some bits. As far as jealousy... I think it's got to be friends only, would not recommend for anyone in a serious relationship. We loaded the boat today, ate boat food. Didn't miss it at all, but it wasn't as small as I remembered. Recharged.

Hmmm. I'm not sure how appealing it is to me. Glad you were able to experience that. How did it happen? Who suggested what and how. I want details and this is very lacking

Great offer considering the market. I'm nit losing money on the sale and that's what I wanted. No shopping. Getting ready for baby.

What do you think is the appropriate grooming (for down there LOL) for labor?

I can't see me feet anymore or tie my shoes. Also you never sent me your email addy

That is an interesting question, I don't think it matters very much. Go with the classic, a nice short triangle, always a winner. Or lightning bolts, or a heart. Or a baby rattle. So are you accepting the offer? You can come visit me in Greece. I'm emailing you with my email details.

Ugh. You're totally avoiding giving threesome info. Who was it with?

Ugggghhhhh. It was two girls from the pool, they called me at home and they came over and jumped me. We played all night and then they slept over, in the morning they were walking around naked, it was hot.

Now I don't believe any of it. That sounds like porn
Plot!

I'm back! Hopefully no more cruises for awhile, I feel like I just got out of jail.