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Where do you find that stuff? It sounds absolutely delicious.

I am starting Christmas shopping tonight. I am buying myself a sweater (because I am fat and need to hide the fact) and I am buying a furry blanket for Suzi and I have no clue what to get for any of the kids. What do 7 year old boys like???

I am clueless this year. I just want to sleep and eat sweets. I want a chinese mango mousse cake. A whole one. Just for me.

How do you answer whyareyousingle? How about with because my gf and I mutually decided to go our separate ways. She wanted to continue with the webcam subscriber and soft porn work and I started having a serious issue with it, so we broke up. Ummm, you're not in the industry, right?

I think that might work.

YOu might also try: I used to be work for the government. That's all I can say. Suffice to note that my previous career, the constant required travel and need for secrecy was not relationship friendly. I have since changed careers, alas I still work for the government.

Very James Bond-esqe. LOL

Serious, how's life and what is going on with your bad self? I need more than this short post!

which gifts = mental issues?

I wanted Star Wars figures when I was seven. A hammer and a saw, tools of destruction. Dirt. Soccer ball, Football, etc. A new bike obviously. I wanted to see boobies. My gift ideas suck. There is no particular gift idea of mine that says mental problem, just a general feeling. Kids today and their damn xbox. I am anti. If I were shopping for you this year I would buy a whole chinese mango mousse cake and a very tight sexy and revealing sweater, then I would make you model it for me and I would tackle you repeatedly.
I like your answers to my problem question. Very thoughtful and creative! I never lie though, I just say whatever it's no big deal who cares and I move past it. I did freak out this year because I am turning forty and never got married, but it's no big deal who cares. I too just want to sleep and eat sweets.
The creamer is at my regular grocery store! It's in the refrigerated section by the milk and eggs, not with the other creamers. I already had my coffee today but thinking about it now makes me want to brew another pot! Maybe later, I plan to make peanut butter cookies tonight. That's what I'm doing with my bad self. What are you doing with yours?

Why aren't you posting. What did you do for Christmas? New Year? What's going on???

Sometimes you have to poke me with a stick so I know you're still out there. Happy New Year! Was going to make a road trip to Savannah with some friends but we all punked out today, one sick two lazies. Might go to a club later on, I will be the designated driver if we go, no drinking because I'm on duty. Annnnd I hate my job severely. Christmas was a blast, tried to visit with everybody so each person only had a few minutes, trip was not long enough. Lots of drinking, I'm still trying to recover. What have you been up to? You don't write anymore!!!

I don't write because you have disappeared.

I didn;t do much of snything; going upstate this weekend. My sister in law is having her baby shower. I'm excited about the baby and seeing her. I made all the favors so I am tired and poor at the moment.

What did you do for New year's?

Happy New Year.

They kick my ass every day at work. 14 hour days every day, but I have not disappeared or forgotten, and I'm not quitting this. Just got home from an especially long day, there is just enough time for me to heat something up in the oven for dinner and then go to bed. Looks like this will be the way my life is for the next two years. The best thing about today was that I started it out with a 3 mile run at 6:30, that way I'm extra tired and useless tonight.
New Years Eve: I got sleepy at about 9:00 PM and I went home and fell asleep. What did you do? Did everybody like your favors at the shower? I miss you.

I'm pissed it took you a week to answer

Dude WTF? What's going on?

Yes, I am being bad. What we need is more time in the day. I have been cooking DELICIOUS FOOD! Skillz. Chicken fried steak with country gravy and mashed potatoes, sauteed cheese ravioli with olive oil and parmesan cheese, scrambled eggs and hash brown breakfast burritos with homemade chipotle chorizo sauce, gigantic hamburgers on onion rolls, blueberry panckes with brown sugar syrup, cheese dip with chili peppers. Last night I made butter poached chicken... fantastic. Now I am eating the cheese dip on corn chips and topped with the leftover butter poached chicken, baby it is phenomenal. I have seen no good looking women this year, come visit.

That food sounds delicious. I am so jealous. I have no time to cook
:(
And now I am very hungry. I can't wait for lunch.