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May 20, 2010

Lather Rinse Repeat

Finished my day's work this morning at ten o'clock, tomorow I expect the same. Got a coffee and went outside for a smoke, my chief was out there. He laughed, "H_ you always look like you're coming off a binge!" I said "That's weird." Everybody knows I drink my ass off every day. I told him that I was chatting to a 20 year old girl at the pool yesterday, he said, "God, did you want to kill yourself?" I said, "Yeah kind of, but really I'm just proud I can still talk to 20 year olds!" Here is the note I wrote to myself yesterday to remind me of the post I wanted to write, I am cutting and pasting the actual note:

girl at the pool nicole came up shirt off like apimp she said hey, i said i thought i saw a ring she said yeah i take it off when im taanning , so i sid sit down. we sata few hours togethwer i ran out of eebr she gave me some of hers i should nont go there am i thast guy i dont know i voupld use it aftert j, ets, women in general, its not that i know i coulod because geen lioght menas proceed w caution otransliation back off completeetly, its insanity, when they like you if they know you like them too YOUY ARE FUKED

HAHAHAHA wtf. Anyway I think I already told you the story on the phone and now I'm bored with it, just thought my drunk note was funny. It's about noon now and there's not much to eat here except peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, guess I'm having that because I'm not going shopping. Already picked up a fresh 18 pack on the way home from work this morning, icing it down it the cooler and and then off to the pool after I eat to do it all over again!

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