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December 4, 2009
USA
Today I had many things to do so I wisely slept all day instead and then made a pot roast. I do not like Maine, it is cold here and nobody loves me. My car is beautiful! I forgot how fast and pretty she is. No problems with the apartment either, everything is as I left it.
We had a few hours to kill after checking out of our rooms and before getting on the plane so we bought a few cases of beer and played drinking games such as bullshit and asshole, the idea was to pass out on the plane. Unfortunately I woke up in the middle of the flight and I was parched, and those damn stewardesses refused to bring me water because I didn't ask for any. We stopped for a few hours in Seattle and then Jacksonville where we spent the night. Next day they set us up with a puddle jumper to fly all the way to Maine through a storm and we were only authorized 700 pounds for 18 people. We easily had 10 times that but the pilot signed off on it so we loaded our bags in the aisles and the seats. Some of us feared for our lives, we were hoping the landing gear would not hold. Then we would make an incredible entrance for all the families who were waiting for us out there with their signs, a giant ball of fire careening down the runway, emergency rec teams chasing after us sirens ablaze.
Posted by K