Lava Lamp

This is punishment! Muwaaahhh! Just kidding. I've been swamped. I just inherited 400 plus clients. Ridiculous. For some reason they believe I am capable of handling this. With this my population has increased to over 1000 people. When am I to sleep? Take a day off???
Anyway, I will send you a full body undies shot and you can evaluate it and let me know how much weight I have to lose and what I can and cannot eat. How is that? But you have to be honest, no sugar coating and saying I do not need to drop at least 15 lbs, ok?
If yes, then I have to figure out how to set my camera on timed auto shot since Roy doesn't see me like that and I don't want him to think it is for him. After doing that you have to delete the pic and pretend you never saw it, ok?
I amd waiting to see my dr now. I have to have another mri on my knee and one on my left wrist. My right eye keps tearing. Great, huh? I am breaking down already. At work, I look like I am constantly crying because my eye does not stop watering! If I developed an allergy I will shoot myself. Everyone I know develops allergies after living in ny. My mom got allergies at 50 years old. Anyway I am done wallowing in self misery. How are you?

I decided Roy is an idiot. This is nothing new. I fully believe the following: if you don't know how to check the coolant level brake oil, oil and tire pressure, you should not own a car. In addition you have to know how to add coolant (mix with water), check tire pressure and inflate if needed.
Roy does not know this and this is how I know. The windshield fluid had to be added. I told him a month ago when he adds that to check coolant. He said he did and it is at max and blue. I thought nothing of this but was bothered. At work (like two weeks later) I realized that coolant on well engineered German cars (unlike, you know, crappy Fords) is not blue but pink or purple. The windshield liquid is blue. So I came home to check myself and realized that not only did he NOT add windshield fluid he also didn't check the coolant. That fucker! The coolant was below min! I threw a fit. I told him had the car overheated not only would there be towing charges bit the money I would have to spend to fix everything (radiator, moest likely timing belt) would be in the thousands especially on a foreign car!!! I was mad beyond belief. Then I had to add windshield fluid and coolant because Roy is stupid! I am getting heated thinking about this! I also checked the oils and that was file. I do not expect people to know how to change oil or drain the coolant but just to know how to check it! That's all for now! Did you find many fat people?

I definitely thought it was punishment, I was quite positive and heated. I finished the class, got my cert... wasn't too horrible but every morning I went in with some different part of my body sore. Days were long, 7-5, with multiple gym sessions and lots of jumping around, i.e. cardio kickboxing, etc. I had no trouble identifying fat Mainers, they are everywhere especially in my trailer park where I live in a trailer and they all need to lose 40 lbs.
I can't overstate how excited I am about full body shots of you. With or without undies. YES PLEASE. Seriously yes, but do not be the least bit surprised when I show up at your house to pick you up in my beautiful Ford Mustang with yellow coolant and steal you away from the idiot Roy.
What is going on with your wrist? Same as your knee? Oh no baby I don't like to hear that you are in pain, and the teary eye does not help either nor does the fact that they are killing you at work. What is going on down there?!!? I need to rescue you right away.

It seems your comment is ridiculously short in comparison to mine. I am going to watch Friday Night Light - kick ass show!!! Tomorrow is ice skating for Lu and dancing for the festival. Off to watch TV now,
I am glad you are finally able to admit to living in a trailer. It is nothing to be ashamed of...ciao

I can't believe Roy. I wanted to watch that Will Ferell thing where he does a show about Bush's time in office on hbo and Roy canceled hbo. Wtf? We had it when true blood was on!

That guy can't do anything right. The only thing he's done that I would have done was to marry you and that might have been right for him but it was not right for me, it was wrong wrong wrong. Very bad. At the end of the day you have to ask yourself "what good have I done" well he does no good. Blue coolant hmph.
Did you see Jim Cramer go on Jon Stewart? Wow that was rough, I really like Cramer but Jon Stewart ripped him to pieces. It was brilliant- not many people could argue about the stock market with Jim Cramer and win. Impressive to say the least.
Are you out dancing already? I would like to join you please. I think you are a very good dancer.
Can't believe it's Sunday already, the weekend is over. I need more days, maybe three more.

it is time for a new post. I got an iPhone! What's going on?