Lava Lamp

I didn't want it. I am not really into it. I like to talk and I text if I have to. I think it was a waste for me. Oh, except for tetris which I can't stop playing. It was embarrassing to ask a random woman on the train to show me how to plan and to tell me the point (I though all colors has to be together). I couldn't figure out the point of the game and when I saw the woman sitting next to me playing it I asked her what the point was. She was kind enough to explain the game to me.
Who is this girl you wrote about? Is she from the trailer park? Does she speak with a weird accent?
So does going out with a 25 yr old make you a cradle robber? jk.
happy birthday!
I am going to TN first week of May. Roy wants to go to Mexico at the end of May with another couple but he does not have a passport and I have no desire to go there. I told him to go and I will go to Costa Rica with Kath! I am not going on any trips with him. I am also planning on going to Cro and I refuse to take him with me.
Is it really bad that I logged into his account and read the email he writes to women about me? because now I am really really pissed about it (I am FUMING) and I can't say anything because I don't want to admit to knowing his passwords and logging in as him. just as a disclaimer, I had a bad feeling because he would minimize windows if I come behind him, and this is the only time I did that. So now I know that he wrote all kinds of crap about me to people I never met and some of whom he expects me to meet (or otherwise he is setting himself up to have an affair). Anyway, I can understand venting, I do i t to Kath and Suzi. But you know what, I talk shit about him to people who know him and who know to take everything I say with a grain of salt. They already know what he is like. But he talks shit about me (and untrue stuff, which just kills me, making me seem like a total bitch) to people who never met me. He never write anything about me to anyone we are friends with (even his friends who know me). UGH!!!

I had to finish my earlier post quickly because Roy walked in. But anyway, I bitch to you about him, but I am not scheduling social outings where you would hang out with him. I am still really pissed,

Anyway, have you not been writing reglarly because of a GIRL???

Yes, please do make videos in Japan. I want to see you doing Japanese things. Like eating weird food made of seagrass from a take-out cart.

That Tetris story is the cutest thing I have ever heard. This is the type of thing that made me fall in love with you in the first place. You are adorable!!! I love it.
Also, what the hell is his problem! I am MAD. Seriously that fn son of a bitch better at least treat you right now that he stole you from me I will put his ass in the garbage myself. I hope you don't take him on any trips, I hate the guy obviously. What a loser. Sorry for calling your husband a loser.
Your TN trip will be at the same time as my Mexico trip! It's like we'll be on vacation together but we're in different countries and you probably forgot what I look like. I still want to go to Cro. Someday, definitely!!! Your accent is the sexiest thing ever I will do anything for you when I hear it.
I will totally make some movies while in Japan, good idea to have me eat weird Japanese stuff like Andrew Zimmern on the Travel Channel! I am afraid to eat scary things though.
The reason I haven't been writing is not because of any women, it's because they've been slave driving me at work. Those Fs. Nothing has changed, no woman has a chance and I even tell them but they don't care. By the way no the 25 yo does not live in a trailer park lol.
Took off from work early today, doing laundry now and then if I still have energy I think I'll go to the bike store. I have no idea how to buy a bike they are going to take advantage of me. Problem #2: How am I going to get it home? I am not putting a bike rack on the Mustang!!!

You could buy a bike that folds but I doubt that would fit in your tata car....

I'm going to wash your mouth out with soap.

I think you should give the Mustang to your dad and take whatever manly car he drives!

Oh wait maybe you are better off with a little car for Japan.

Dad drives a Benz so yeah it would be a good trade but I could never give up my baby! She treats me well. Today was beautiful, no jacket. I went out for a fast run this morning, really good. My legs are sore now come rub them that is an order.

Whatever (said with attitude and hands flying)! You just think your "baby" is treating you well. Please re-read your winter posts. Did you forget about kitty litter??? Car refusing to drive uphill? Hmmmm how quickly he forgets....

Am I being punished again?

LOL I love that face it makes me laugh every time. You are not being punished right now but you're right I should punish you for smack talking. I just have not had enough time in my days lately I am very stressed. My job is a pain in the ass I can't wait to go to Japan and do something else! I think I'm going to have a drink tonight, this is unusual for me I do not drink like I did in NY but I feel I need one. I made a date with the young girl and then suddenly the other girl started calling again and wanting to come over. I have to break up with her before this weekend but it's horrible I don't want to. Maybe I could just tell her I'm going on a date with a different girl? Fuck me I should never have got myself involved in this situation I think now I feel your pain when I tried to fight to hold onto you I should have just not tried I guess.

Wait, sooo after claiming you are seeing/dating no one, it turns out that you are seeing two women??? WTF? How did I not know this? Why didn't you say something. I need some details please, immediately.

I am going to see my friend perform tonight. This is where I will be Gayness
After that I will be doing some hard core drinking and dancing with drag queens. I may even pull off my shirt so we could compare boobage. I do that sometimes, when surrounded by a bunch of gay men and drag queens. It is quite liberating. I am forcing Kath to go with me.

I am waiting for more details on your love life.

I am cancelling all plans and going instead to Washington Square for the big gay sing-a-long extravaganza for the boobs showing. You are a hot and naughty little thing I curse myself.
Re: my love life since you married I took your advice I allow myself women but I built a nice wall so I can never be hurt and therefore no woman will ever have a chance as I've been saying. I didn't mean to get two going at once I am not a dirtbag like that they came at me too fast and I couldn't react properly.

They came at you too fast??? How does that happen. Oh, wait, I know... they complimented your girlie car!!! hahahah

I am tired. I got home late on friday, went to visit a friend on Sat and got home after 2, then had to get up early to take Lu ice skating. I just spent over an hour making chicken nuggets for her for school lunch. I can barely watch out of my eyes. I can't stop playing tetris. I suck!

New post please. I am interested in the details of your love life. It is not fair that I tell you all about mine (lack thereof) yet you tell me nothing.

I want another two children, so I decided I am getting inseminated with sperm from a catalog. That is what I decided.

Ummmm, did you forget to post?

Dude, what's up???
I am being needy and you are ignoring me!

really man. I am heated now.

First of all re: the comment that you are so tired you can barely watch out of your eyes, you are sooooooooooooooooo adorable!!!!!! I want to squeeze you, wow you are the cutest thing ever.
Now about my love life, it is horrible. The one I love married someone else it does not get too much worse than that it is really very bad. I have not said that word to anyone and I will not do it. You are correct about the girls complimenting my car but I would love it if you did not insult my car please. You are terrible why am I constantly defending my car to you it is beautiful I think you secretly love it.
Forgive me for no post yesterday too much happening I couldn't do it. I will get right on it ASAP please do not be heated I do not like that.

I may have misread but I believe you stated you would write a new post. I hope you have a great wonderful and fabuluous explaination or I am quitting you! I can't take long distance rejection.

Do not quit me I did not quit you. I have been toying with my new video camera I was going to get creative and try something new but I ended up overthinking it, playing with the buttons rather than make progress. From now on I will do that in my free time.
Today was not bad, most of the snow has melted and I went for a run again after work, I've been doing a 5k every day for the past few weeks today's run wasn't great I think my legs are getting worn out I am very old and my calves feel like they are going to pop.
The young girl I talk to pressed me for my age today, 30 something wasn't good enough anymore I had to tell her my age and I told the truth. She said and I quote, "NO YOU ARE NOT THAT OLD!!!!!!!"
It was humiliating.
I will write a nice post for you tomorrow I promise this to you.

that age thing is pretty funny. If she didn't run away screaming I think you're still good!