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June 18, 2008
We will see
I forgot to look at the clock when I put my dinner into the oven, no idea when it's going to be done. This could turn out badly, I should get the fire extinguisher. I notice myself growing senile. Competing with grocery shoppers, cursing at political talk radio shows, threatening peoples lives on a daily basis, boycotting various corporations, etc. My window blinds gave me some trouble. You are supposed to give a little tug on the rope and it releases the latch and the blinds fall down, but I couldn't do it. I was working on it for a really long time and getting nowhere so I started tugging a little harder and muttering at them, finally I accidentally ripped the whole thing out of the wall and the blinds are now in a pile on my floor, and there they will stay. I could not be more serious when I say that I need an assistant.
Posted by K
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I love it. I have bamboo blinds in my living room and I am the only one who can pull them up and down!
Why do you threaten people on a daily basis? How do you compete with people at the grocery store?
Hmmmm.
Posted on June 18, 2008 9:05 PM
I have to threaten people's lives because they say I'm old. For example today I was saying how I can tell it is raining before I even look outside, I can sense it. The guy said, is that because you can feel it in your bones? I said okay here we go make fun of the old man, and he laughed so I said to him that he must not value his life.
About the grocery store competitions, I try to buy the healthiest and best groceries compared to the other shoppers.
It's my bedtime now, I am excited. I am seriously looking forward to it. Sweet dreams!
Posted on June 18, 2008 9:21 PM
Sleep tight.
Posted on June 18, 2008 9:48 PM