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May 13, 2008
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I've got fatties living above me. I've heard them thumping about and I knew they were big, then I saw them outside and verified it visually. Sometimes it sounds like they are running.
I heard them having sex the other day, their bed must be above my living room or they were doing it on the couch. The ceiling was shaking and I got scared and moved out of the way in case the floor caved in.
Posted by K
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That is hilarious. I think next time they are quiet you should pop in a porn movie (orgy) hold a speaker to the ceiling and let it play. Give them something to think about. Or the next time you see them you could ask them to introduce you to a woman as frisky as the one above you. Very casual like: I heard you last night and you did a great job. I am new to the area so do you have any friends who may do what you do just as loudly? It is such a turn on!
Posted on May 15, 2008 12:51 PM
Ha I can see you doing that. "Way to go last night, great stamina and forcefulness!" No, I think I'll let them believe they have their privacy, I would expect the same.
Today I got a National Geographic magazine in the mail and I opened it, thinking it was for the previous tenant. Turns out it was for my noisy neighbors, but I already removed the plastic wrapping so I will be keeping it. Now I feel guilty.
Posted on May 15, 2008 1:54 PM
Maybe you should give them the magazine and tell them that it was delivered to you by mistake. Then ask them to hook you up with a girl, as good as the woman above you.
Posted on May 15, 2008 4:41 PM
That is hilarious, I actually laughed out loud. Can you imagine?
Posted on May 15, 2008 4:44 PM