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April 8, 2008
I would like to see more short dresses
My debit card was denied at the car wash and I started stressing. The credit card ran fine so the machine must be working, maybe one of the furniture companies I am dealing with cleaned me out, oh no! I could not even enjoy the wash or the zen time afterwards polishing my rims. Delayed my trip to the grocery store and ran home to look at my checking balance. All there, good. In fact there are a few extra thousand in there, not good. That is just as bad, or worse. Exactly how much is extra? Is it even a mistake? I don't know but if it is a mistake I can rely on the fact that it will be pulled. Now I have to under balance everything by a few thousand until my next pay statement comes in and I can sort this out. This moving transition is a pain in my ass. I had words with my old apartment yesterday, we discussed the fact that I will take my security deposit back thank you. I threated legal and they promised a call back today, but I got no call today so I called them, mad. A different woman tried to handle me, promised me a call back tomorrow. I said no thanks I am going to legal. She said okay she will call back tonight. Waiting on that. Went to the grocery store for dinner supplies, rosemary, parsley, garlic, ravioli, walnuts, and white wine. Found the rosemary but no parsley. Looked hard. Negative. There were some rotten bushes that I believe at one point were parsley. Was considering a small dose of cilantro instead when I caught a glimpse of what I believed to be parsley out of the corner of my eye. There were old ladies talking right in front of it and in the way so I stalled. For a long time. They would not leave. I didn't want to butt in front of them because I wasn't sure it was parsley and I'm not sure what parsley is and I didn't want to look like an idiot. I kept waiting and waiting, then left to do other things, like find the garlic. That required two laps around the produce secion. Ladies still there. Found the wine, pinot grigio. Ladies still there, screw it I'm going in. I waltzed up made a visual inspection: six to seven months old by the looks of things. I picked some parsley in a tube, weird. How can parsley be in a tube that squirts? Now I am skeptical of my abilities to make this dish. I need a helper who wears her dresses above the knee ASAP.
Posted by K
Comments
I think you should place an ad in the trailer park journal for a helper in a short white dress. You would get lots of applications....
Might be interesting to see who applies.
Posted on April 9, 2008 1:33 PM
Would you apply? The benefits are excellent.
Posted on April 9, 2008 5:21 PM
What are the benefits?
I have never seen/heard of parsley in a tube. I do not think that exists. parsley is one of those bush things that come in bunches. It is green with small leaves.
Posted on April 12, 2008 12:22 PM
I will take a picture of my tube parsley.
What benefits would you like? Are we negotiating?
Posted on April 12, 2008 4:31 PM