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March 27, 2008
Spring prowling
Washed my car last weekend and now it is completely covered in dirt, errrrg.
Yesterday I was on my game, walking around like a badass all day, super cocky. Got in the car after work, driving around I thought women were giving me eyes. Went to the bank, grocery store, smiles from the ladies, so I believed. I have these days once in a while, it is a miracle. Some days I'm retarded and hideous, that's most days. Today was just normal therefore I'm on the downslide and tomorrow is a potential embarrassment.
I made coffee. I bought decaf so I can drink it at night, it's like drinking air. And I have donuts. Watching Jeopardy on tv, when they do the Shakespeare category I might as well get some vacuuming done or take out the trash, anything. Okay now I'm shouting out completely inappropriate answers, turning retarded again, slipping fast.
Do you remember the Seinfeld when Elaine turned stupid because she stopped having sex? I do. That was funny.
Posted by K
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I never really watched Seinfeld. I am still at work - and this diet is killing me. Roy wants to go to dinner at some friends house this Saturday - how am I to tell people I am on a diet when that woman is bigger than me? I may not go.
Also, it looks like I will be going to Cro on 7/15 and coming back on 8/2. Excitng!!! I have to come up with $4,000 by Sat to pay for my and Lu's ticket. Roy is not coming!
Having a car in Maine seems very frustrating. Will you start washing it every day?
Posted on March 27, 2008 10:01 PM
He is out of his mind not to go with you. I would love to go! One day. I will go to Split, you are of course invited. You would be a great guide but be careful I would steal you.
I almost washed my car yesterday, glad I didn't because I woke up to a snowstorm this morning. 3- 5 inches, fun in the Mustang. I will limit myself to weekly car washings and learn to live with the dirt.
I went to Walmart just now, bought curtains. Guess what color?
You are working late, you must be very important.
I checked my grocery store for mango ice cream, they had none. And Blockbuster didn't have In the Line of Fire or Into the Wild. How was it?
Posted on March 28, 2008 2:49 PM
I am craving donuts. Or anything sweet. Off to eat my lunch of vegetables now. I better lose some serious weight by the end of this week. I have to get contacts and a dress for the wedding I am going to. What did you end up doing this weekend. Email please.
Posted on March 31, 2008 12:31 PM
When do you anticipate fixing your internet?
Posted on April 3, 2008 1:08 AM
It is fixed now. I'm emailing. 
Posted on April 3, 2008 11:06 AM