Lava Lamp

Dear Kevan,
Ha! HA! Are you serious? how bad is it? It must be nice and pretty.
E-mail - my berry is really slow.

Everything written below is very very serious:
I now know what ebay is. I am a chronic ebay user and I think I may have a problem. I have only discovered eBay last week and since then I have won/ordered seven things (so far) and bidded on about 10 others. I can't stop. I check the damn thing all the time. If someone outbids me I want to get violent. It is a sickness and I recognize it for what it is. It is slowly destroying my bank account. I need help. I should not be allowed on this site. It is hard not to look - I see the stupidest things for sale and people bidding outrageous amounts. Advice: If you really want to buy a genuine Luis Vuitton bag and are willing to spend $950 on ebay for it - I suggest you go to Saks and just get a real authentic one for $1060. What is wrong with people?

I gotta admit I did order a Marc Jacobs bag that I wanted badly!! They don't make them anymore and they sold out before I could get my hands on one. So I got one on ebay that the seller claims is real and has the tags to prove it. If it is fake, I will track the seller down and do some serious damage.

In addition, I bet on the littlest petshop ladybug picnic set. Why is this thing that cost $11 being sold for over $60? I messed up though. I bid on two instead of one and I cannot recant the bid. I hope someone out bids me.

I will email you a picture of my kick a$$ bag and f*** me boots.
Let me know what you think via e mail (if you have access).

I need help. Ebay is unhealthy but I can't stop. It is like gambling but worse. Maybe I'll start drinking too!
Mare

Any comments to my post via email are appreciated!