Lava Lamp

It has been too hectic to write. I still have no shades on any of the windows. Ridicuilous. Sun wakes me at 5 am. Will try to write tonight.
So did she look good?

Compared to who? I have an idea in my mind of the way a woman should look, that wasn't it.
Guess what, it's raining again today. I am embracing it, making a pot of coffee and listening to rainy music.
That Roy is good for nothing, can't even put up the damn shades. Oh, the Office starts up again next week, yay!

Roy is ridiculous. I have to change my lock on the front door and I am convinced that he will leave a gaping hole there! Guess we will see. I am going to buy other shades tonight. I will also convince him to put up the shades we already have otherwise I will be drilling walls myself! Not good, hope I don't go flying through the window. Will let you know later tonight how it turns out.

You should tell him to take the trash out, then change the lock while he is outside.

I tried. Didn't work. There is a garbage chute on the floor so he was back in 20 seconds. Didn't change the locks at all. I am trying to figure out my living room setup. It is oddly shaped. I do not know what to do and Roy is bitching because he is tired. I am tired I might hurt him. I hate laziness. He wasn't tired while watching football.

About your first comment - compared to who? What is your type? Who do you consider good looking?

Draga. You know my type exactly. Enough. I went off on some guy today because he was trying to tease me about having no girl, I told him shut the F up little man, I'm sick of hearing that shit from you, drop it, etc. He shut up too.
I just finished a good run and I set a new record! I am in crazy good shape.

I must go to sleep now princess, I hope you figure out what to do with your furniture soon so you can get some sleep. Good night. xo

I am off to shower and go to bed. I returned the furniture to the way it was. I am soooo tired. Roy put up curtains because I threatened him. Good night K. Sweet dreams.

I thought my big test is tonight. I messed up and it is really next week. Big review is tonight. Whew. I would have failed from the looks of the review sheet.
Hectic night tonight. L was crying on the phone because I a not home and she doesn't like her reading partner. This is because he is a better reader than she is (according to her). She is a bright child-when she doesn't want to read and I ask her about what she read she makes up an answer based on the title pictures and a couple of sentences she skims. She just makes me laugh. She already figured out how to skate through class.

How are you supposed to correct bad behavior when it is so adorable? Skating through school already, I can't believe it. Maybe you could do something similar for your big test. Are there any pictures?

Pictures of my test?
I a trying to get her to read aloud. I figure is she does that then she will get into the habit of reading. On the other hand I don't want her to move her mouth when she reads silently. In Croatia they say only illiterate people move their mouth while reading so it really bugs me.
She got into musicals now. Very cute. I have all the soundtracks in the car and she sings at the top of her lungs. Good thing she can sing well. Hairspray is the current favorite and according to her Link is a hottie. How she knows what a hottie is is beyond me. I will take her to see the play. You should listen to it.

I thought maybe there would be pictures on your test, then you could just skim it over and make something up based on the drawings.
It scares me that she says hottie. Kids these days. Do not watch the movie Kids.
ps I want to hear her sing.
pps I do not plan on listening to the Hairspray soundtrack because I am heterosexual.

You're missing out. Youtube it. That's what L does. She is on the computer constantly and can navigate web better than I can. She has favorites set up and she plays videogames. She also reads webnews and youtubes and or googles anything she wants to see. High School Musical, Hairspray, and Sharks are current favorites.
She starts Cro school on Saturday. I am so excited (she's not). She will learn to speak read write sing and dance in Cro!!!

Ummm I saw the movie kids when it came out like 15 yrs ago old man.

I would like to go to that school, but on Saturday? That is evil.
I have to do a funeral tomorrow, I just found out about it. Not such a bad thing, I don't have to be there until 8:30 so I can sleep in a little.
HAHA I just saw the Kids comment you made, thanks. Never call me old okayseriouslygreat. I don't even remember that movie, I just remember that I thought those kids were f'd up and they're probably even worse now!

Haha. Old man. The school is on Sat 10-1. Not too bad. There is no regular Cro school and Sat morning works for me since I can run errands (need a Brazilian bikini wax) while she is there.

Wow you are just going to town with the waxes aren't you? Hmm. You know I could do that for you, I would only charge a percentage of what they are getting at the other place.

I don't know about that. The woman who does my waxes is phenomenal. She makes sure it doesn't hurt. She rubs and presses and blows and applies cooling minty lotion. You gotta learn the techniques. Plus at your age, do you think you could handle it? I wouldn't want you to overdo yourself. Gotta get offline or I will get my buT kicked at work. Sent you a text. Will check this again for comment in hour and half. Think about your technique. Maybe I will secretly take pics so you can see how it is done. Also. You are in FL I am in NY(which totally kicks FL ass) so getting a wax might take too long.

It takes a man my age to handle a woman. Like a nice car, you don't hand the keys to a boy. You let a man drive that car. You, draga, are a Ferrari.
I am intrigued by this woman's technique. Blowing... I need to know more. I will drive to your house.

Will you bring your waxing equipment with you? You're too funny. Yes she blows me. The wax is hot and after she yanks it off she blows on the spot where it was and she pats is while blowing. It feels really good. I love my waxes. She also make me do acrobatic things like putting my ankles behind my head. Really embarassing the first time I did that naked. After she's done she tells me what a great job she did and offers to take pics to display. I always decline. E mail from now on please. This takes forever.