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I peeked at the pictures but they don't load on this thingie. What is the special coffee maker? L loves corn bread I don't. It is all she would eat if I let her. I am tired. The fajitas rocked. Is it a flat screen tv? That's what I am told I am getting. I don't know why I have to get it since I don't watch tv but oh well... We have some big scary silver tv. I have an ok picture from the wedding, just my head but I do not know how to crop it. Maybe I will figure it out. What are you up to? I have to give l a shower. I'll check with you in a bit.

The special coffee maker is one that you put the coffee in the pot and stick it on the stove to heat it up, I don't know the name of it. I think it's European, not sure. I put the Croatian coffee in it. TV is a flat panel, lcd. Hi def, looks great and I have surround sound too. I'm watching the Bourne Supremacy right now, I watched Identity yesterday. The third one made me want to see them all again.
Somebody needs to give me a shower even though I already had two today. Just for fun purposes. It's boring alone.
I have to go into work again tomorrow. This is why I should always leave town when I am on leave. I don't think it will take too long, I'll probably just go in around 8:30 and maybe get out of there by ten. I guess this means I have to shave again. I need another week off.
I thought you would like a picture post just to mix it up a little. I didn't stop to think that you might not even be able to see them. What device are you using? Did you get rid of the blackberry?

I still have the blackberry. We are told that we will all get new ones in Sept so now I have an old one. I like it but I can't really surf internet or see pictures. I only use it for work e mail and this.
I don't know much about tv's. Surround sound is great though. Between work shool L and Roy there isn't much time for me to watch. I was just told that our tv is 52inch hi def something. I didn't understand the last part. Does Cro coffee cook in that. I love my coffee. Wish I got up early enough to make it in the mornings. Roy can't drink it. He's a lightweight. I got a really cool American coffee maker that grinds the beans. I don't use it much. I love my espresso/cap machine though! It is silver!
Can't you just tell them you left town?

Yes it makes Cro coffee but it takes a little more effort so I have the regular coffee maker for backup if I'm feeling lazy. It gets a lot of use.
I bought a cheapie one for work, it was only twelve dollars but I found out that you get what you pay for, it is a piece. The pot is too small and I can't pour out of it properly. I spill every time. Maybe it is me.
It is too late for me to use the excuse that I left town, I have already agreed to go in and take care of things. I tried to get everything done before I left but it was impossible, I was waiting on others. I just picked a bad week to take my vacation, but I needed it so bad.

Well at least you only have to go in for a little bit. Take vacation again in two weeks and leave town. Go hang out with Blue.

I'll see Blue at christmas, I think this will be my last chance for a break before then. Sighhhhhhhh.
I'm starting to get sleepy but my movie isn't over yet. I have the lights off.

I am being called to bed. It seems that L and Roy will not sleep or stop making noise until I go to bed too. I think they are having a concert. You should watch the High School Musical tomorrow night on Disney. The second part will be on on Friday. Gotta put the children to bed. It is late and they are not listening. Good night K.

Laku noć ljubavi.

I'll go to the beach in a little while, first I should have some lunch. Don't feel like making anything. I'm bored. I thought you were going to show me those legs.

I don't have a picture of legs. I have a picture of my head but other people's heads are really close to mine....

A girl who works with me really really likes your picture. Should I introduce you?

I know what you mean about the picture. That is not something I need to see. How is your day? The week is almost over!

Day is going fast! I might have made a mistake on that apartment. I keep thinking I will find something better. Too late to pull out now since I gave them the downpayment!!! Ugh.

Can you send me your address since I have someone who will show up at your door when she goes to FL.

That's sweet of you but I am through with all that. I still refuse to look at other women. Actually I look but then I compare them to you and lose interest immediately.

Don't be like that. I think she just wants to hang out with you for a bit. Where do you live? Maybe I will bring her personally and introduce you.

You may stop by anytime.

I will bring her to you. Where do we go?

First of all, I do not believe for a second that there is some other girl who is impressed with my picture.
#2) You are very considerate to look out for me like that.
C) Don't you dare bring me another woman. You know my mind is made up on this. I lost my woman, that's it.

You are ridiculous. This is what she wrote:
ME: This is Kevan's picture.
HER: did you see that pelvis cut..mmmm
ME: yes
HER: Marina just informed of a very important detail..I would definitely take it! .. He'll be my FL fun..Marina what's his address?

See - She was very very impressed. Send some more pictures/

That is flattering, it would have been better coming from you ;)
You are evil, trying to set me up with someone else!

I am not evil. I am looking out for you. You should hear the things I told her about you. You need to make this happen, boy. It is in your interest. Where exactly in FL are you?

Wicked, wicked woman. Your purpose on this earth is to torture me. You are very good.

Not at all. I am doing this out of love!

HA out of love! That made me actually laugh out loud. You are so bad. I would gladly send you my address but only for you darling, no one else. I don't believe you realize my level of determination on this. People can't understand it. You would not believe the degree of shit I take at work for not having a woman.

I don't get it. Why not just get one?

For me, it was not meant to be.

How do you know if you're not dating?

I know what I want.

You can't know what you want if you haven't tried other things.
You are acting like me now. I hate ketchup - I actually never tasted it and refuse to eat anything with ketchup on it.
How does that make any sense?

It makes sense to me.

All right then. Should I bring her over the next time we are in FL?

Glad to see you haven't lost your stubbornness. No thanks.

Why not? We could all hang out and then I will leave

If I want a woman I'll get my own, thanks.

No need to get pissy. Go get one then. I just happen to have a good one right here.

About 5'7, green eyes, great legs and an accent that drips sex appeal? Initials spell a candy? Send her over please.

ha-ha very funny. About 5'2, great legs, an accent that drips sex appeal and initials almost spell a candy. What do you think?

I think it's time for my run. Have a great rest of the day, be good, and stay sexy. Work on a legs picture please. Your attempts to deflect my attention are futile. Nice try though.

I am selling that number!!!!

Wicked. I'm off to run now and then I have people coming over tonight but I'll check in again to see if you have any more smart remarks. cmok!

ha-ha - I will just start calling the number while you are having a party to bug you. Then you can just tell them all that I am imaginary!

wait - where is the number???what have you done???????

very cute - I will call you now and hang up as soon as you answer (just kidding) = you can delete it. what time is the party?

Just friends coming over to watch movies. They'll be here very soon, I should get ready. I should go to the grocery store and buy snack things but I've been told I go there too much. Maybe I'll just order a pizza. It was fun talking to you today.

Yep. Me too. I left your number at the office so I guess I can't bug you tonight. Enjoy the movies. I am off to the train.

Don't stand over the yellow line, don't make eye contact with strangers, don't lick the seats, don't walk between the cars when the train is in motion, and bring your pepper spray for a change. Have a great night.

I'd like to make a suggestion - get rid of black furniture and buy stuff in natural wood (any shade of brown, cherry or dark brown is nice) instead. I hate all the black furniture. I could never move in with you!

Yes, this place needs a woman's touch. It is a bachelor pad, and there is no color whatsoever.
As you suggest, I will throw it out immediately and purchase new furniture of rich mahogany. I refuse to provide you with any excuse to not move in.

You are just too cute! I like mahogany - it is very pretty and much warmer than black. Maybe you could just add some red pieces to what you already have - or yellow since yellow would complement the wood!

You are good, I've been missing this type of advice. Maybe you should take a business trip to my house and teach me how to decorate properly. I will make it worth your while.

Unfortunately I cannot afford to go anywhere at the moment. I cleared my entire bank account to buy this apartment that is a walk up. Sad but true. After my closing in a couple of months we should discuss it. I can come to hide from the winter.
The girl who wants to meet you sent you a picture via cell. Did you get it?

I just checked it, that was cute. LOL! Stop trying to hook me up with someone else!
You may hide here anytime you like, I am saving a spot for you. What floor is your walk up?

Actually the picture is of me.

10th floor.

I knew it! I grew suspicious when I noticed the pink shoes. Now that I've had a taste... I want more.

Elevators are overrated. Mine did nothing but piss me off and slow me down. They are a lazy man's invention. I bet you have a nice view!

It's not that kind of a walk up - the elevator only stops on odd floors and the apartments are on even floors. So, elevator goes to 9 and then I open the front door and walk up to 10 floor where the apt is. The view is very nice. There are no other buildings around - I can see the city from my living room, kitchen and bedroom.

You wanted a picture of legs - those are legs!

What kind of retarded elevator is that!?! I've never heard of such a thing, it only goes to the wrong floors! I am jealous of your view though. I think you should bring me instead of Roy, thanks. Seriously do it.

Damn right they are.

I am the one on the left - can't see much though, except some leg and a flip flop

They told me the apt is a duplex. It is not there is nothing on the first floor except the door to get in and stairs leading up. Not even a coat closet. But it's kind of cool since there is the railing in the living room and it makes it look like there is another floor. Sort of opens the space.

Pink flip flops of course, and what legs! Very cute hair too, and are those pink sunglasses? Hmm, and if you look as close as I do, that shirt looks pretty damn hot on you too, I want to touch. You look great, so beautiful. What a figure. I want it.

whew - I thought you were talking about the other girl. Yep pink flip flops black glasses. I am wearing that shirt tonight - it's just a regular shirt!

Oh I think I know what you mean, very cool. I have no doubt that you would pick a really great apt. You have great taste.

I tried to copy a picture of it in here but I cant
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I would never mistake you. Just a regular shirt maybe, but it looks great on you, makes me forget to blink. Have I told you how gorgeous you are?

you are going overboard now - I do not believe you. Not having a good day - I tried to join weight watchers and they said I wasn't fat enough - I am so pissed. I need that little points book

HAHAHAHAHAHA oh no baby you do not need weight watchers! I wish you would believe me, I just have always found you sooo attractive. You do not need the little points book. That is so funny they said you weren't fat enough!

I'm glad my misery makes you happy! I am upset about this - I need the points book and weight watchers but they will not take me.

I would take you, if only I were that lucky. All day and night.

I wouldn't lose any weight. So that wouldn't help me.

Okay seriously, I don't know where you got this idea that you need to lose weight. I have photographic evidence which clearly shows that you have a fantastic body.
What can I do to help?

There is nothing you can do. I have to do it, so I am starting my diet next week. On Monday. That photo evidence is old - the picture is from two weeks ago! I think I got fatter since then. Either way...Maybe TrimSpa I will try.

Sweet princess, you did not get fatter since two weeks ago. I am speechless.
Let me explain this plainly and simply.
You do not need to diet. You look very extremely mouth wateringly delicious.
Enough!
I made my friends watch The Office last night, it was a rerun of course but I still laughed the whole time, so funny. I think I converted them to Office fans. It was the one where Dwight gets Roy with the pepper spray!

I only saw a couple of episodes. Your flattery is nice but I know better. Gotta do some serious work now. Post some more pictures. Write a new post asap. This takes forever to load.