Lava Lamp

Hey, L is gone I am stuck with Roy. I told him I won't be going to TN if he doesn't help me paint the house. He said he would but I am not so sure. We'll see. Everything at work is absolutely hectic. I am off the whole next week.

Do you remember when we went to kmart to buy paint for your family's house? Then we decorated L's room with all those disney stickers and stars. I felt like a Dad when we did that, I liked it, and kmart was fun because you were cute in there.
I'm sure you'll be going to TN tomorrow anyway, I know you need a vacation and you also need to keep busy and maybe have a change of scenery while L is gone so you don't go crazy missing her too much. I bet she's having a great time and your brother is there to look after her, don't worry. I wish you weren't stuck with Roy.
My week has been way too hectic also, and I just found out that I have to work Saturday morning. Another funeral again already. We had plans to go out on Friday night but I had to cancel, I'll be staying home and going to bed very early, so worn out.
Tomorrow is an easy day, someone is retiring so we're going to go in late, (eight o'clock) and eat breakfast together and then go to the retirement ceremony. After that we might get the rest of the day off, I hope so.
Will you be staying in TN all next week? My mom is there in Nashville doing some story, I don't know. I think she likes to look at cowboys too.

Lucky you. You're probably already sleeping. I am still at work. This is ridiculous. No painting tonight. We will have to do it all tomorrow before leaving. I have to cut my hair in the morning then we have a big birthday party to attend then we will paint the house (all night I believe) and finally at 7 am I will be on the way to TN. I will sleep on the plane.
I spoke with L and she has no interest whatsoever to come back. She loves being near the beach. She told me we should all just move there instead! I can't wait to see her. I miss her like crazy.
My sis in law is coming back with me from TN. This will be her first time in NY. We have so much stuff planned. I am overwhelmed. I think I should just get a ticket and go to Croatia. At least I would really relax while there!

Rowwwwrrrrr sexy hair.
You work too hard! Make that sob Roy paint the damn house while you take care of your business at work, haircut, party, etc. Please woman, someone needs to take care of you!
In case I don't hear from you again have a great time in TN, be safe, and don't forget your pepper spray!
CMOK!

I am in TN. Having a good time sans pepper spray. We are going to Land between the Lakes tomorrow for some heavy duty tanning. That's in Kentucky. Never been there before so I am excited to go. I got a black leather bikini to wear. It is real leather! And it looks hot. It has fringes and looks like something a dominatrix would wear. I have to get a lasso.
The hair came out really good. I have to go to bed. I slept 5 hours since Thurs night and I am barely able to stand straight. Write a new post. How was your weekend?

First of all, what is the matter with you that you refuse to bring your pepper spray like I told you. How many times do I have to tell you, safety first. Its all fun and games till some cowboy with a wild hair up his ass grabs you by your dominatrix outfit and pokes an eye out. Bad girl. I bet your sister in law brings her pepper spray when she goes to NY, because she's a good girl not like you.
I will write a post tomorrow about my weekend or about something if I can think of something good, tonight I want to take it easy and maybe watch some tv. I had friends over after work and they just left so I haven't had a chance to wind down yet.
I'm glad you're having a great time and I bet you look extremely sexy with your new tan and sexy leather, grrrrrrrrrrrrowl, I hope you got a good night's sleep last night for a change and please be safe and tell that son of a bitch Roy I've killed for less.

You are just too funny. We just got back. We had a great time. She does not have pepper spray. No cowboy could touch me. I am from NY you know. People are tough up there. We will go out for coffee in a bit. Just girls. I did sleep a full night! The bikini looked hot. I will take a picture next time and post it on myspace. Maybe I will find a really good looking cowboy while having coffee.....mmmhm

Mmmmm, coffee sounds good. I might do that too if you don't mind me copying. Coffee and ice cream, oooooh.
If you put a dominatrix picture on myspace it is definitely going to attract the stalkers I think you should take as many pictures as your camera can hold and send them directly to me instead for safety.

You are too funny. I will have my sister in law take some beach bikini pictures of me. I have to get a camera first! Maybe tomorrow will do it. I will let you know. Off to enjoy the night now. Hope you're having a good time. Btw where are your bikini pictures?

For safety? It is cloudy no beach. We will just go spend the day in town.

Boo, clouds.
My legs need to be rubbed.
And my neck.
Guess what?
1) I hope you're having a great time in Tennessee.
2) I wonder if there are cowboys at the beach?
3) You must be smoking crack if you think there are bikini pictures of me.

You are hilarious. I bet there are pictures of you in a bikini. I want to see them. We just hang out today. Roy killed the day because I had to go pick him up from golf that is one hour away. Ridiculous. I am going back to the beach tomorrow and a fair tonight. I am not taking Roy. I made dinner and I am tired and in a really really bad mood! I want to pick a fight with someone.

I would like to go to the fair please but I don't want to get on the rides they're scary and rickety.
Way too tired to make dinner tonight, I just had leftover pizza and water. Worst dinner ever. I bet yours was good.
Have fun tonight draga.
xo

We didn't go to the fair. I guess we might go tonight. We built a bonfire and roasted marshmellows. They must have been good they ate two huge bags of them. I don't like marshmellows so I didn't have any. Off to the beach now in my leather bikini. Maybe I'll see a hot cowboy in a bikini and a big hat while Roy golfs! Yeah!!!! I will let you know. Where is the new post? It's been far too long.

Are you going to tell me they sat around and ate two whole bags of marshmallows and nobody got anything for you to eat, those son of a bitches they must not value their lives I would have at least got you a hot dog.
My eyes feel like burning and my legs feel like pain.
How was the beach, did the cowboys' eyes pop out of their faces when they saw you in that bikini, mmmaaargghhhhmmmm;;FMMmmmm!m. Excuse me I was picturing you at the beach and something happened to my motor skills.