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June 24, 2007

A fan to assist me

Yesterday was a hundred and ninety degrees and I kept thinking about food and air conditioning and watching movies and drinking koolaid so I decided to leave the beach before noon. (I'm not good at judging temperatures). I think I'll give it another shot today, it would be nice if I had an assistant to fan me. I will ask around.

Here's a sexy video of me at the beach.

I just figured out "this little piggy went to the market" means he got butchered, I always thought he went shopping. Now it makes more sense why the other one ran wee wee wee all the way home but I'm still confused about why the third little piggy had roast beef.

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You have become an old singing woman. Very sexy.

Posted on June 24, 2007 6:03 PM

The pizza hut girl just came to my door with four pizzas, I thought someone was playing a joke on me but she just had the wrong apartment. Good thing I was wearing pants.
How was the recital?

Posted on June 24, 2007 6:09 PM

The recital rocked. She did so well. Not one mistake.

Posted on June 25, 2007 10:11 AM

I have the bestest prettiest child in the world! Her school is done on Wed and I will take her to the Victorian Gardens in Central Park - she also wants to go see Pirates of the Carribean so we might go see that as well. And she is leaving me soon - I only have one more week before she goes to Cro for three weeks.

Posted on June 25, 2007 3:01 PM

I miss her.

Posted on June 25, 2007 3:57 PM

If you go on myspace for me you can see a picture of my new hair, sort of. I tried to email it but I cannot figure out how to right click and save a picture from this laptop.

Posted on June 29, 2007 11:45 PM

I already stalked that picture, you look beautiful. You're such a knockout, M. Thanks for showing it to me though ;)

Posted on June 30, 2007 8:04 AM

Ha-ha. I just changed it the other day. How did you get to find my profile? You are too funny. That is the only picture I have of me with the new hair! I am going to Philly now to watch Mets play. They are doing a Mets family day in Phillie so I am required to go. How stupid. They should just do soemthing in NY. I tried to get out of it but I couldn't.
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Posted on June 30, 2007 12:04 PM

This bites. I am on the way to Philly. I have no interest in doing this at all so I am being a total bitch and I keep complaining. I am not talking to Roy unless I speak to someone else to say shitty things about him. I cannot stand him. I want him to leave. Maybe in a couple of weeks. And I need to get laid. Help!!!!!! I am getting all pissed again. Hmpf. Maybe I'll find someone in Philly.

Posted on June 30, 2007 3:36 PM

Mets fans are out of their damn minds. Why would they have family day in Philly, that doesn't even make sense. You must be there by now, have fun sweet thing!

Posted on June 30, 2007 3:39 PM

I like your style of thinking, young lady. Except don't find someone in Philly, come see me! Seriously.

Posted on June 30, 2007 3:43 PM

You are just funny. I am at the stadium now looking for possibles. Unfortunately I am sitting in the Mets section. I am taking Lu to the playground. F this I have no intention of sitting here and playing nice with a bunch of hid people. Maybe I will just get the truck and leave him behind. Ass can hitch a ride home.

Posted on June 30, 2007 4:37 PM

Is the playground fun? I like slides. And swings. Not those balls though, the kids pee in there.

Posted on June 30, 2007 5:53 PM

What? What kids pee there? Playground was horrible - too many people. I am drinking. I plan on drinking all night.......did you go to the beach at all? That's what I want to do tomorrow.

Posted on June 30, 2007 6:05 PM

I don't know, don't they? I think I heard something like that. American bastard kids. Mets fans. Yeah I went to the beach, the waves were humongous, it was so fun. I'm going to a birthday party later, I'll probably have some drinks too so I'll think about you and have one to you darling. Nazdravlje!

Posted on June 30, 2007 6:10 PM

Zivili, we say in the south! Have fun at the party! Get something good for the birthday person!

Posted on June 30, 2007 6:20 PM

Zivili!

Posted on June 30, 2007 6:22 PM

goodnight princess.

Posted on July 1, 2007 12:50 AM

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