Lava Lamp

TN is great. I got to drive a tractor. I am coming back in July. We will go to KY as well. We will eat lunch now and I will be back in NYC late tonight. I met cowboys and got to line dance.
Hope you enjoyed your weekend.

How was your workout? Did you get all muddy?
It's not bad in NY. A bit chilly (only 65) and no humidity.
I think I am moving to TN. That's the new place where I want to live. I will buy a house three times the size of anything I could buy in NYC with a yard and a lake. This is my new life plan. By next summer - I will live near Nashville and I will own a tractor. I will go to fake beaches in KY. It does sort of bother me that TN is landlocked. I always lived near water.

You will have to say stuff like yeehaw and eat grits and ham hocks and be intolerant of other races and religions, but the line dancing sounds fun, and the tractor, and the grits.
It was freezing this morning, the wind was blowing really hard and I had shorts on I was not happy but for some reason I was laughing the whole time because somebody was making me laugh.
I'm almost done with that book, I shall take it as a compliment that he reminds you of me.

I don't really eat meat so that might be a problem. There isn't such a great selection of seafood. I might just be biased because I don't perfer sweetwater fish. The sweet tea is great. Yee-haw works. I will try it on the train home tonight. I also don't like grits. I have to say I was surprised at the diversity. Like NYC on a smaller scale with lots of churches. I was in the bible belt. Only one Catholic church. I think most of the other ones were cults. I will not be joining any of them. I will get a pick up truck with a gunrack and a huge house with a pool. Everyone has a pool.

You were in the buckle of the bible belt. Please do not join a cult, I will not like that very much at all in fact it will make me very mad. I'll make someone pay. Did you remember to bring your pepper spray? You could have used it on the culties when they tried to get you.

Nope. Sorry I figured I would drive around in a truck with a gun rack (didn't happen, though I got to show off my shooting skills). If any culties had tried to get me I would speak rapid Croatian. It would make them think I was possessed (that was my plan). I was surprised by the amount of churches. I never knew there were so many Christian sects. I am going back in July for a full week. I can't wait. Did you do anything interesting.

If by interesting you mean "not interesting" then yes, I did. I got out of work before noon on Friday so I took my book and my iPod down to the beach and sat there by myself for a few hours. Some woman with a child parked next to me and kept staring and it made me uncomfortable so I packed up and left, went to my friend's house for a barbeque at the pool. There was another mom there, she said she was "very single." We passed. After dinner when the sun had set we made a cooler full of beer and got in the hot tub, where we were stalked by a married woman with a husband who resembled Dolph Lundgren. My friend quickly chased her away by making her learn on a Friday night, something about jets, I have no idea. We decided to move to the bar on the corner where there was tequila and I had a drink to you and a safe trip.
Saturday I cleaned the house, and Sunday I was happy to have a rain day. Oh and if I'm not mistaken I'm pretty sure the Yankees won and the Mets lost. Ahem.

To quickly address you last comment. Yankees still (I believe) have the WORST record, mets do not. Think about it. Ahem.
Your weekend was very interesting. You want me to believe that women are throwing themselves at you and you don't respond? You must be doing something to attract them all. I was just surrounded by good looking cowboys. Sigh. I wish I was young again. Another sigh.
I have a quiz now. Agh (that was not a sigh). I drank sweet tea to you. I am going to the Subway series. Got tickets for all the games in a loge. Some serious drinking will happen and possibly fighting. I have my Mets gear ready to go. (Just wanted to show off a bit). How is the book? Isn't Reacher hot?

Reacher is okay, I am better. I have to say, your sighs and then "Agh" made me laugh out loud, so cute. How can I think of other women? Never, believe it. Good luck on your quiz. I thought at first that I was going to be quizzed, I got excited. I wanted to play.

I don't know about that. Reacher is out of this world sexy. He is beyond comprehension. And he is a book character which makes him that much harder to find. Damn. I am all miserable now.
I'm glad you like the book. I have to get the next one. I haven't had the time to shop. Maybe this weekend after I spend some serious furniture money.
Maybe you are more like Reacher than I thought. Women throw themselves at him. Women throw themselves at you. I will have to think about that one. My quiz is over and I totally aced it. I think I might become a drug and alcohol counselor in TN. There must be a military base there because there were a lot of soldiers at Kickers (the bar I went to). I actually met people from Indiana! I didn't think anyone lived there.

Women do not throw themselves at me, they run in the opposite direction as fast as their little legs will carry them. I really don't know why, maybe you could shed some light. They have people in Indiana?
ps great job on your quiz I'm proud of you.

Wasn't there a woman who was lusting after you last time? And then again the women from Fri night. You can't hide K - you just got something. I think maybe you should market it.
Yep - there are people there. Kentucky too. People from TN go to some land between the lakes to swim. Can you believe it? I might move to the boonies.
Those out of the city places all look like horror movies. It is all woods and small houses and back roads with no dividers. When we were driving home I was afraid we might run out of gas and relive the TX chainsaw massacre. Scary.

That is so much scarier than a city, have you ever seen Deliverance, with the little banjo inbred kid and Burt Reynolds and the piggies? So scary.
They don't run at the sight of me! Its later... I don't think I really need to explain it to you, do I? Somebody needs to explain it to me.

I am getting on the train. I said they run to you not from you. Just a friendly reminder - where is my daily post? If you write one you have abou an hour.

Run, don't walk is the quote.