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May 31, 2007
The Rapture
The fitness coordinator from the gym came over to give us some classroom training and a good look at her gigantic breast implants. She's an older woman, but she carried them well.
She told us to stretch our muscles to make them supple. "You'll be using that word later," she assumed. (Correctly.)
"We need to plan a healthy diet."
Seductively, "Vegetables... mmm."
"Fruits... mmm."
"Lean proteins... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."
Every man was awestruck, complete silence in the room.
She started bending over to demonstrate something, I have no idea what she was saying. My mind would not focus on her words. Then... "Keep hitting it."
I don't know why she said keep hitting it, but she had my full attention, a true master of her craft. She was like a superhero.
Posted by K
Comments
Very nice. Ogling old women with implants. Did you hit it? Is it supple?
Posted on May 31, 2007 1:46 PM
Even she has no chance.
I wouldn't know if she is supple but I think I am. I've never used that word on myself and I don't think I should start now.
Posted on May 31, 2007 2:57 PM
I am not sure what it means and in what context it is being used.
Posted on May 31, 2007 3:02 PM
I'm not so sure either, but it sounds sexy. Implants are usually the opposite of supple, more like rocks.
Will you really send me a picture? Please don't include Roy, thanks.
Posted on May 31, 2007 3:10 PM
Well, I'll send you a picture if it looks good and if you promise not to do voodoo of some kind on it. No sticking pins in me.
Posted on May 31, 2007 3:27 PM
I'll stick pins in Roy if he's in the shot.
Posted on May 31, 2007 3:33 PM
Pam is on Rachel Ray right now!!!
Posted on May 31, 2007 3:38 PM
Ok - Roy wouldn't be in the picture. He would take it and text it to me. Where should I send it?
Posted on May 31, 2007 3:50 PM
You can send it to my hotmail address. :) hehehe I'm excited.
Posted on May 31, 2007 3:53 PM
Well, first I have to get it. Don't get too excited it will be a cell picture. I can't find my camera. I have to e mail it to myself first (if that works)
Posted on May 31, 2007 4:00 PM
I'm still excited. My address is on the front page if you forgot it.
Posted on May 31, 2007 4:03 PM
OK. We'll see if it works. If I don't like the haircut you will not get a picture.
Posted on May 31, 2007 4:06 PM
I am sitting down getting my hair done. Claudia refuses to change my color but she claims she will spice it up a bit. She also made it clear that she will cut it however she wants it and not I. I am scared now. She did a good job before but she refuses to tell me what she will do. It should come out good. I guess I will know in about 1 hour. I think she will give me bangs.
Posted on May 31, 2007 7:36 PM
That's so funny. I see that she agrees with me, your natural color is gorgeous. Good luck! (Sretno?)
Posted on May 31, 2007 7:47 PM
Hair is done. I have subtle highlights and bangs. I look 12 years old. I am not sure if that is a good look. Guess I will find out at work tomorrow. I tried mailing a picture but the phone won't let it through. I will try to send one tomorrow. Hopefully it will go through.
Posted on May 31, 2007 9:07 PM
Okay, I bet you look cute! Thanks for trying to send it anyway. I'm going to get in bed now so I can be fresh for Friday tomorrow, yay! I will try to picture you with bangs while I fall asleep :)
Goodnight.
Posted on May 31, 2007 9:14 PM