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May 2, 2007
Rrrrrgh
I heard my upstairs neighbors doing it last night. At first it sounded like hammering but then it got faster and the guy started making moans and grunts and I realized what was happening and I was like damn that's really loud and then it was over and I laughed.
Other noises I have heard:
Mysterious tapping at my front door.
At first I blocked it out but it went on for so long that I began to notice it and it got louder and then it turned into a tap-squeak like someone was knocking and wiping their hand on my door so I said fuck this I have to see what that is!
I looked out the peephole and nobody was there but the tapping and squeaking was still going really fast so I flung open the door and it was a cat knocking on my door really hard.
I petted him for a while but I didn't feed him because I didn't want him hanging around, also I own no cat food. I told him that this is not his house and he needs to go home and I went inside, but I had to squeeze backwards through the door so he couldn't run in because he had that look in his eye like he really wanted to.
That's it I can't think of any other noises.
I've started a new thing where I sit around in my underpants, I can't wait to take my pants off when I come home. Today I realized I had forgotten to drop off the rent check but my pants were already off so I cursed myself. I put them on and went to the office, said hello to the neighbors like a fine upstanding citizen, and then hurried home to take my pants back off.
This is what single men do, I think.
Posted by K
Comments
No underpants! What are you thinking. What if something happens and you have to run out? Nice noises you are subjected to. Maybe you should bang the ceiling. Getting on the train now. Then lost is on. I hope something good happens. I hate that show. Talk to you after that. I have to shower and pack for TN. What should I pack? Hmmm. Definitely my bathing suit and undies.
Posted on May 2, 2007 9:12 PM
You will need a cowboy hat and boots with spurs and a short little skirt and some hay to chew and a Patsy Cline CD. Are you driving?
Posted on May 2, 2007 9:17 PM
I am flying silly. I am taking my jeans miniskirt and jeans and a dress (that is super sexy) and a couple of hot beyond belief tank tops. I better see some cowboys. I do not have a cowboy hat or boots. Shoes are my problem though. Heels? Shoes? Sandals? Boots? Which purse? All these decisions. It is hard to be a woman! No patsy Cline cd. I di have Adkins CD. He is one of the hottest men on TV. Honkey-tonk! Maybe I'll get to see him! Rrrrrgh (this is an entirely different growl).
: )
Hehe
Posted on May 2, 2007 9:47 PM
I should have been a cowboy. Please be careful!
Posted on May 2, 2007 9:51 PM
Why do you keep telling me to be careful. I am always careful. I will be with friends in TN I am not going by myself. It will be fine. We are staying with cousins so all should be ok. I might go to Memphis to see Graceland and eat fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Yum!!!!!
Gotta go watch Lost.
Posted on May 2, 2007 10:12 PM
How is the book? Have you began reading? Does he remind you of you?
Posted on May 3, 2007 12:04 AM
Trace Adkins here I come. Maybe I really will get to see him. You should check him out. He is just the hottest man and his music is pretty good too.
I think you should have kept the kitty cat.
How is the book?
Posted on May 3, 2007 1:08 PM
Yeah I'll leave that to you, he's not my cup of tea. Good luck in meeting him though, I hope you do. The book is good, I was saying last night on the other comments that it's still too early for me to draw a line but I am reading it that way, looking for qualities that you might think are mine. He hasn't done anything yet that contradicts what I would do, I can say that, and it's a really good book so far. Set in NY, makes me want to be there. (not going to happen) Have a great trip and I won't tell you to be safe again but stay away from the bad men and don't look too sexy and they have pepper spray available for attractive young ladies like yourself, you can put it on your keychain. Have a drink to me, I'll have one to you.
Posted on May 3, 2007 5:48 PM
You are too funny. I am still at work and waiting for today's post.
I have to go home and pack and clean and do laundry. I always stay away from bad men. Cowboys might be the exception. It's really just mental. I don't want one of them. Men in tight jeans and cowboy hats cannot be good for health.
I can't wait. I feel like I am 8 going on my first trip.
Will definitely drink!
Posted on May 3, 2007 6:09 PM
LOL you are very demanding, waiting for a post! You must be staying late at work to make up for taking a day off tomorrow, I had a long day today too. Just got home a little while ago, had to stop off and get a haircut. Lookin good.
Posted on May 3, 2007 6:17 PM
Nice - I had a haircut last weekend (becaus of TN). very very different. It is short for me (barely touches my shoulders) and layered. It looks good or so people say. I am going shopping now - I have to buy presents for tomorrow.
I will check later to see what I missed out on in your life today!
toodles!
Posted on May 3, 2007 6:36 PM