Lava Lamp

I would love to come and help but I don't eat meat. I think it is beef. Good luck with it. You could make really good chili in that thing. I am taking a test.

That would be good on a rainy day, with movies. Good luck wih your test! The books for my classes are hundreds of dollars I think it is quite unfair.

do you really not leave the house when the dryer is on? do you make sure your coffee maker is off before leaving too? unless electricity is very bad or old I don't think a dryer would start a fire........
I might be wrong.

My brain knows it's ridiculous but my heart tells me that machine might erupt in flames at any second.
I also unplug the coffee machine if I have to leave but I think that's normal.
Also, when I am deep frying something I get the baking soda ready on the counter in case I have a grease fire. Again, normal.

Are you serious? About the baking soda? Don't you think that's a bit ridiculous? Have you ever had an oil fire? Do you also compulsively check your lights locks and make sure the oven is off? : P
I have a huge math test today and I am streeing it. I am unprepared so I will use my early class to study. I am a loser.
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Don't stress it you are a smart girl I know you'll be fine. You're taking a lot of classes now! Gonna get that MBA, ticket to the executive suite! F'n SEXY!
Yes I check all those things that you said compulsively, if I don't who will?
I just saw the sad face, don't make a sad face! I would turn that frown upside down if I were you, also don't call yourself names nobody talks about you like that ever I mean it.

I got out of my early class early. You are too cute. I am a loser. I knew about the test I don't know the material and I didn't study. This really sucks and I did it to myself. I wish I could blame other people. I gotta study again (as if staring at paper I will magically figure everything out). Lost is on tonight. That and my drugs in society class. I think criminals should be sold to pharmaceutical companies for research instead of being let out at a rate of 60,000 per day! I am bitter.

I think women should be kept in closets. Then when they got out of line you'd say, "Get back in your closet," or "what are you doing out of your closet?"

I would like to be kept at home with 3-6 children provided I get a date night once a week with my husband. It will never happen. I am told NYC is too expensive for that. So I am stuck getting degreed and making money. I am a money cow. I have no time for going out or baking or to get my nails done or travel or anything fun. Maybe I'll finally cave and work for the Feds. I am still holding out, as much as they want me. Seems language skills are important. If I work for them I can chose where (or so I am told). Either that or join the Marines and be an embassy guard. I heard that is a pretty good deal. Now I am depressed.
My friend is cutting out of class and our final is next week. That means I have to pay attention (instead of reading my book or talking to you) and take notes to email to her tonight. Ugh. Is your life any better?

I am strong as hell and meaner than shit but it's my dreams gone when you say "my husband" and it's not me.

This was a hypothetical K. I didn't mean my husband like that. It was just what I wanted and will not have. FYI my husband doesn't want anymore children. So much for 3-6.

I have no right to say that I'm upset, it's my problem not yours. I was wrong to say that.

Ok. I am getting on the train and then warching Lost while transcribing my notes. Fun night for me eh?

You should sit in the closet while you watch Lost. You can listen to it through the door.

Goodnight. Maybe you'll dream of having everything you want.

You owe me two posts if I am not mistaken. One for yesterday and one for today.