Lava Lamp

I am going next Friday, not today. Did you watch the Yankees last night? They lost. They lost like five in a row (I think). 6:0 - - that is pathetic and Yankees have the highest payroll in baseball AND they lost to a team whose entire payroll is less than what your icky boy A-Rod makes! You ought to be ashamed.

Yes, you are correct. Also, you are very evil, and so misguided. Such a beautiful girl...

Your boys lost again! 11:4 or something sad like that. I am telling you - it is time to find a better team (you can stay within the league). I'll keep the Mets all to myself.
Seriously though, how come they're playing so badly?

Are you enjoying my pain? Listen you, the Yankees will be the AL champs again this year, no question. It's a fact, take it to the bank. I don't know why you take such pleasure in my sheer misery. The Mets. Please. Pbbthbpthbpbththbpth (thumbs down).

You are so in denial dear. Smell the coffee Yankees suck. I would love to post Mets logo on this but I can't figure out how.
I do not enjoy your misery but I totally glow when Yankees lose. They are conceited and do not make me happy at all. It is really quite simple.
I think you should switch teams. Go Mets!

Goodnight. Write something good.

Sweet girl. How have you gone so wrong? There is nothing simple about your state of confusion. Smell the coffee? I just don't know what to say. I am saddened.

Goodnight.