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February 18, 2007
I suck at flirting
The cheerleaders spotted us and zeroed in, they start shouting at us and coming towards us so as men of course we got scared and tried to get away. I believe that is the normal reaction.
They said, "why are you trying to get away?!"
They came over like a flock of crazy chickens and started asking us 
questions and giggling and attempting to sell their calendar to us, it didn't work. My other buddy was standing in the beer line and saw the whole thing, he got a big kick out of it and mocked us openly. Both those guys are married anyway and Izzy had his wife and kid with him so the only one who really dropped the ball in that situation was me because the 
cute one clearly liked my style.
We had a good time at the game even though hockey is not a real sport. There were some fights on the ice and tons of girls and they sold liquor as well as beer, high five.
They do this thing during the game where everyone throws these little foam 
hockey pucks out onto the ice and whoever gets theirs closest to the middle wins a prize. I don't know what the prize was because I was sampling the liquor and I sometimes stop paying attention to the little details when I do that, but mine went right in the center and whoever was running the show was out to get me and cheated by not calling me the winner, total 
bullshit.
After everyone threw their pucks it was a huge mess but instead of sending a cleaning crew they just opened the gates and let all the kids run out there to pick them up, like when you drop food on the ground and you just leave it for the dog.
Kids are so funny. Izzy's boy kept flirting with this little girl in the next row down, he wouldn't leave her alone. Izzy had to keep telling him to stop touching her but she didn't mind. So the four year old has better flirting skills than I do, totally normal.
Speaking of my natural flirting ability, I saw my ex on IM again this morning. I got very excited and I thought we might talk a little so I wrote a ridiculous comment about inviting her over for coffee or something, so lame, she didn't even reply lol oh my god I want to bury my head in the sand so nobody can see me. Kill me now.
Posted by K