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January 14, 2007

1-800-Mattres

man on the phone: (with a Brooklyn accent) "How did you hear about us?"
me: "I don't know... I heard an ad on the radio."
man: "Who do you listen to?"
me: "Stern."
man: "Do you have Sirius?"
me: "Yeah."
man: "Me too, its awesome. Do you like Riley Martin?"
me: (thrown off) "...Yeah."
man: (doing a Riley Martin impression): "Look Man..."

LOL. So we work out the details of the bed and he asks if I'm all set.

me: "Yep, sounds good."
man: (shouting) "Bababooey!"
me: (speechless) "Okay ...thanks."

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Here's the Riley Martin drinking game, with such audio quotes as:
"Things of this nature," "And what have you," and of course the ultimate, "uuuuuuuhhhhh."

http://www.rileymartindrinkinggame.com/play.html

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