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December 10, 2006
Sorry did you say something
Rule number one for a potential keeper:
Its a well known fact that first and second dates are interviews, and according to the theory something is supposed to happen exactly on the third date, not before or after. If it happens during the interview dates, there is no keeper situation but there is a man law which clearly states that its okay not to call back ever again. The law is not unflinchingly rigid. Time served before dates can count for as much as two dates. (For men only, women need actual dates and they are also picky about what constitutes a date.)
Lets say you made it to the third date and you're all set but she's not ready. Be careful. She's aware of the damn theory, and now she's going to rush into it and then blame you. Sounds crazy, doesn't it? Do not forget the fact that women are crazy. There are traps everywhere which they've laid to sabotage you. They are cute and charming but its their goal and their primary purpose to destroy you. You have to be prepared and alert at all times.
What if she jumps you and its only the third date? If you don't play then she thinks something is wrong with you but if you do then she thinks its all you want. If it is all you want then you're fine, shit do it on the first date its cheaper. If you want more, this is the key: Stay away from your apartment. No privacy. If she still jumps you good luck saying no but if you are creative with your interferece you might pull it off and not get any, sounds great. She will tell all her friends who are expecting details that nothing happened (oh yeah she's telling them everything don't worry they're worse than guys) and they will wonder wtf is up with that and they will talk about you behind your back, sounds like a really well thought out plan but its for the greater good. Seriously, you have to do it. As a rule, never follow rules, but if you're going to follow one rule let it be this one: Leave her no choice but to forcibly rape you. As an added bonus you get to be chased. If you're going to follow two rules then rule number two of course is don't drunk dial her.
On a completely different subject, I would totally go for the video bonus question on Cash Cab (Discovery).
Christmas song pick of the day: Sarah McLachlan, Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas.
Posted by K