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July 8, 2006
500 dollar Starbucks certificate
I was checking my email, which means I was going down the daily list of junk in my Inbox and checking the delete column on everything when I noticed that one of them was a Starbucks gift certificate notification. I left in unchecked. The sender was "Processing Dept," which tipped me off that it was junk but I had to make sure because Starbucks is good, and some people love me enough to send gifts once in a while. I opened it up and it was a $500 gift certificate, which made me laugh out loud, not so much because it was that funny but more because of the fact that I just finished working a long day and I haven't had a bite to eat until now and its a filet o'fish from McDonalds and they double stacked it which is not what I asked for. If you're going to put double the fish on my sandwich you're going to have to give me double the tartar sauce too, you dirty whores. So obviously the gift certificate was junk, who the F sends out $500 gift certificates to Starbucks?
Posted by K