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May 14, 2006
Ritual de lo Sopranos
On Sunday nights I watch Entourage and the Sopranos. Sadly, it is usually the highlight of my week.
I decided to add to my Sunday night ritual, Italian food and a glass of red wine with the Sopranos.
I went to the store.
They had wine and they had wine glasses, but no corkscrew.
I asked the lady.
No corkscrew. I usually get mad when this type of thing happens and I'll just put everything back and not buy anything at all. (If I can't get everything then I'll take nothing.) This happened when I first moved here, and I discovered that they have cans of food but no can opener.
Ham, no burger.
Koolaid, no water.
You feel me.
So I started to put stuff back and the lady said that they probably have them at the gas station up the street. Well that sounded like not too much of an inconvenience so I went ahead and bought the wine and went to the gas station.
No corkscrews.
They had wine, but no corkscrews.
So you see, where I live you cannot buy corkscrews or can openers. I just wanted you to feel my frustration on this. I'm all set now, I worked it out in the end. Its a nice corkscrew.
Word.
Posted by K