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April 2, 2006
Casino cruise
The woman was checking me out when we pulled in. My boy said, Hey, she's looking right at me," but really it was me.
The boat ride out into international waters was about a half hour. We sat outside, had some cocktails, watched a little of the Mason game on tv, found spots at the tables. I made $320 playing blackjack for four hours at a five dollar table, not bad but I never got a chance to hit the craps table like I had planned. Four hours = not enough time.
After I cashed out I was walking around the boat all happy, and I passed that woman on the stairs. She was looking at me so I said,
"Hi,"
and she said hi back which I didn't really expect, and then I just went,
"...how you doing?"
and she goes,
"good."
And then I was confused and so just kept walking on my way.
I am mentally retarded.
I didn't care though, I was still happy from winning money, so I found my friends and waited to dock and go ashore. There was a line to get off the boat, a long one. The woman got in line right behind me. My friends saw her and said, "hey look behind you," but I refused to look. They thought I didn't believe them but really I had already assed out on that plan unbeknownst to them.
So I'm standing there and the woman grabs me around the waist, and is rubbing my shoulders and grabbing my ass and f'n spanking me in line lol, and all this time we're making small talk like, "so whats your name," "how did you do," "are you in the ?" etc. My boys are rollin, and I kind of am too. I can't believe she's spanking me. Frankly, it was a little embarrassing. The New Yorker in me thought she was trying to rob me, I kept checking my wallet. She wasn't though. She started holding my hand and wouldn't let go. I walked her out to her car and noticed it was , and probably her husband's. Yikes. Didn't really care though at the time.
I didn't end up doing anything. I got back with my friends and we went to a Denny's type of a place out on the beach, and it must have been prom night. Let me tell you, we were some dirty old men checking out the high school girls, it wasn't pretty. My friend was shouting out things like, "We can buy beer!"
My stories have no ending. I could work on that if I cared. Who cares though?
Posted by K