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January 8, 2005
Kews
Rules to remember:
If you are ever a contestant on Iron Chef and you make trout ice cream, you are going to lose.
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I went to to boat show at the Javits
Center with my brother yesterday and decided that I'll take the Sea Ray 500 Sedan Bridge and two
of the showgirls. (The ones with the little black skirts, I don't care which two.)
Today I had to get up at 6:30 and to work out. It was soft man, I didn't even get a sweat, but one guy passed
out. He just dropped and landed right on his face, cracked his chin and had a nap. They had
to take him to the hospital to get stitches in his chin and his face was all swole up like he got
knocked out by Mike Tyson.
Anyhoo I'm back at the apartment and I have an hour or so before Brad shows up so I'm posting now, it might be my only chance 'till Monday. He's going to take me out to Jersey (uuugh) and we're going to break in Matt's new recording studio. (yay) I am assuming there will be man-sized quantities of beer involved- if not then I'm going to file a complaint.
I have a cold dammit.
I found this list somewhere, the 5 most common mispronunciations of the word tsunami:
1. toot´ suh nä´ me
2. chew mommy
3. shoe nä´ me
4. too nonny
5. tsoo mammy
6. zoo näm´ knee
and somebody emailed this to me:
http://homepage.mac.com/demark/tsunami/1.html
An excellent series of 14 before and after shots of the tidal-wave damage in Sri Lanka. You don't
need to click on the 'official' button to change the view. Just click anywhere on the image.
And this: Oops I crapped my pants.
Stay Classy.
Posted by K