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December 6, 2004
Toot my own horn
Normally, women will walk right on by me without the showing the slightest interest. This, in conjunction with my nonexistent love-life and impending doom to the has lowered my self confidence and brought me to the point of lowering my standards a few notches.
I have begun to notice girls with "nice personalities." I have considered going home with that drunk girl who sits by herself every night at the end of the bar. I have been seen approaching strange women on the street and telling them they look pretty. I have said to myself, "She doesn't look that bad... as long as none of my friends see her." Its a nice life I have. Maybe I'll go buy some wallpaper later on.
But then something happens to boost my confidence and standards back to where they should be because lets face it, I'm so money. That's what happened today. I had a good-looking day. It was so obvious, women were checking me out everywhere I went. Confidence level: soaring. Beautiful. Now all I have to do is convince one of them not to run away from me after I fall for her... before January 26th.
Anyway.
I saw "The Incredibles." HIGHLY RECOMMENDED, 5 stars. It is so well done, and funny, and fun. Laughing. I can't compare it to the clear winner of the Academy Awards Best Picture for this year, which will obviously be "Anchorman," but it is funnier than some other stuff that's really funny. Maybe Will Farrel would like to marry me if I keep chasing all the women away.
Here's something weird and creepy. http://objective.jesussave.us/babyj.html
Its a disembodied floating baby Jesus head that laughs or cries when you click on it. Scary.
Posted by K