Lava Lamp

Ricky: hey, wazzup with the music?
Ricky: made any lately?
K: no Ive been writing though. Matts studio is pretty much done now
K: he hung the doors last night
K: it is soundproof
K: brad will put his kit in there
Ricky: NOICE!!
Ricky: Is brad still movin up?
K: no way
K: he says he will
Ricky: heard he had a new lady
K: yeah
K: she has fake titties
Ricky: NOICE
K: where have you been
Ricky: in my bunker
Ricky: crafting my plan for world domination
Ricky: my 5 points of light
Ricky: or something
K: your woman?
Ricky: good, my suga momma
K: sweeet
Ricky: yes sir!
K: i need one of those
Ricky: we'll see how long the suga stays sweet
Ricky: we all do my friend
K: not long around heah
Ricky: Call me Mr. Mom
Ricky: She got me a yamaha electric drum kit for xmas
K: no
Ricky: fat daddy
K: hell yeah
Ricky: Too bad I'll never be able to play the drums LMFAO
Ricky: Sweet thoughts in my mind
K: brad is ROCKIN his electric kit
K: its incredible
Ricky: yeah, I heard he had one
Ricky: I bet he's sick
Ricky: on that thing
K: absolutely incredible
K: boy's got talent
Ricky: yes, mad talent
K: it has cartoon sounds and electric guitars and stuff- I was like, "how are you going to use that?"... he ROCKS it
Ricky: LMFAO oh I believe it
Ricky: How's brandon?
K: brandons cool... he was coming up this month with his wife
K: but he was going to dump his kids on his mother in law
K: and today she decided to go to a church thing that night
K: so his plans are not happening
K: hes trying to work
K: it
Ricky: they're still in augusta?
K: Aiken, SC
Ricky: Clay?
K: clay... oooh clay aiken i get it. No.
Ricky: wow
Ricky: isn't that like an exit on 95?
K: I think it is
Ricky: gas, huddle house?
K: I went there once
K: yeah
K: boonies
K: like herndon
Ricky: LOL!
Ricky: hey, we call it the sticks round here
Ricky: *deleted* right?
K: yessir
Ricky: NYC-*deleted*
Ricky: going to the great lakes first?
K: then maybe Spain, maybe Japan, maybe hawaii... maybe somewhere crappy. Yep, *deleted* first.
Ricky: dude, u signed up for five?
K: Where would you pick to go
K: yeah 5
Ricky: well if it's five
K: had to for that job
Ricky: I'd start in Japan.. then work my way back
K: I would like to go there
K: Im thinking the women in Spain would be hot though
Ricky: mucho, but the women in japan are easy
Ricky: LMAO
K: not for me
Ricky: Go to hawaii and become a PI when you get out
K: MAGNUM
Ricky: K Magnum
K: no ring to it
Ricky: PI
Ricky: nope, sounds like a porno name
Ricky: there's an idea
K: big dong pi
Ricky: we could do a whole series
K: I'll do that series on my own time
K: hows sammy segal
Ricky: Shizzamy
Ricky: Still weird, more responsible
Ricky: Gotta love him
K: good
Ricky: Stayin out of trouble
K: good
Ricky: and programming LMAO
Ricky: Did I read that you're up to six miles a day?
K: Im drinking eggnog w/makers mark right now
K: yep
K: 40 mins
Ricky: WHAT
K: I can sprint some of it
Ricky: I'll send u some new soles for your shoes for xmas
K: i asked my mom for some shoes
Ricky: can I at least get ya some bunion pads?
Ricky: wow
Ricky: six miles
K: yeah my toes are fugly
Ricky: u made me tired now
Ricky: put those up on your blog
K: no way
Ricky: anonymous
K: they are deal breaker toes
Ricky: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K: lights off toes
Ricky: no sandals for kev huh
K: nope
Ricky: Damn dude
Ricky: you're gonna have arthritic toes
K: no
Ricky: ahahahahaha
K: its just that they have blood blisters and the nails are black on some of them and missing on one
Ricky: from running?
K: yep
Ricky: what are you running in?
K: from bad shoes, too small I guess
K: Nike...
Ricky: damn!
K: air 6453
K: yeah sucks
Ricky: damn..
Ricky: pain?
K: no
K: just ugly
Ricky: aahahahahaha
K: the one toenail that fell off....
K: it fell off because a new one grew under it
Ricky: well, at least youre healing!
Ricky: LOL
K: but the old one fell before the new one was formed
Ricky: ouch man
K: so it looks like bad
Ricky: lee press on?
K: i dont think so
Ricky: ahahahahaha
Ricky: I just realized those are 5 min miles
K: no
Ricky: congrats
K: I go about 7.5 min miles
Ricky: oh
Ricky: so I can't type or count
K: but I sprint when I feel good
Ricky: are u still runnin with those other guys?
K: outgrown it
K: its weak now
K: not even a workout
K: first time i did it I couldnt walk the next day
K: now I cant stand to hang back
K: its awesome
Ricky: damn so u really are in the best shape of your life
Ricky: That's still crazy you're departin
K: gonna suck
Ricky: No gettin out now right?
K: i could if I wanted
Ricky: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
K: all I have to do is break the rules
K: get a tattoo on my face
Ricky: LOL
Ricky: Still wanna go?
K: yeah I cant wait actually, Ive talked mself into it
Ricky: damn son
Ricky: Well, you'll get to see places most people only dream of
K: i hope so
K: theyll probably send me to padooka
K: japan would be sweet
K: least I'll get away from these ny biotches
K: fn up my selfconfidence and s*!
Ricky: ahhhhhhhhhahahahaha
Ricky: all the ny bitches nooty?
K: man they are truly TRULY crazy
K: TRULY
Ricky: wow.. all with fine asses
K: truly
K: i actually just cant understand them
Ricky: crazy bitches.. ny ladies or bitches in general
K: i think ny ladies especiallly
K: i think they are a micrcosm of all ladies
Ricky: That has a ring to it
K: hmm
K: the ring says, "leave"
Ricky: LOL