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November 2, 2004
VA halloween trip
Just got back from VA, went down for a week.
Helped D build some decks, jacked up my arm. I think I strained the muscles or the ligaments or I ran over it with a steamroller.
It hurts and it is discolored.
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I took my Dad's car to the store.
Went inside, began shopping.
They paged me to the front of the store.
"Are you the owner of the blue buick?"
"Ummm... yeah."
"SOMEBODY JUST SMASHED INTO IT AND DROVE OFF."
Nice.
There was a witness and he got the plate number and vehicle description, so I called the po po. They said they'd send an officer out to the scene to make a report.
2 hours later, the cop shows up.
I filed the report and went back in to do my shopping.
Cops caught the idiot, he denied it but had my paint on his bumper.
You're busted.
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Went to a keg party on Friday night.
I planned ahead and brought a 12 pack for back up.
End of the night, keg is dead, hot tub is kickin, I break out the 12 and we sit around talking about we should get in the hot tub.
None of the girls are going for it. Nobody broke the ice. It was a girls job. Party rating: 3 stars. (out of 10)
Saturday night: 4 parties.
We plan to visit all of them.
Over-ambitious.
We went to one party and it was fun so we stayed.
Corey had a stocked bar.
Jager-bombs.
Party rating: 5 stars.
Dennis went to a different party and almost got into a fight.
Some fat kid was talking smack.
Cesar diffused the situation.
Sunday was a bad football day. My fantasy team got destroyed and I lost 20 on the Minnesota game. How can the Giants beat the Vikings? Makes no sense.
Stuff to look at:
Crazy swirly guy
Funny movie
Stay Classy.
Posted by K