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November 15, 2004
Complaint Department
I will begin to file my complaints now.
1) On the subway, do not touch me with your backpack. I don't want your backpack pushing against me any more than I'd like you to lick me on the side of my neck. Take it off, and hold it in your lap. Do not enter my circle.
2) I'd like to see a woman walking down the street without talking on the phone. I believe she would fall right down on her ear for the lack of counterbalance. Fear drives this city. Don't make eye contact, look straight ahead, and for God's sake make a phone call lest someone mistake you for a speaking target.
I think mouths should be called speak holes.
Posted by K